Quotes for those who relish Malt, Barley and Beer!

1. He is a wise man who invented beer. Plato

2. Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. It will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway.

3.  Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger

4. Life is too short to drink cheap beer. Anon

5. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry

6. Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde

7. What cares I how time advances, I am drinking ale today. Edgar Allan Poe

8. Good people drink good beer. Hunter S Thompson

9. I work until beer o’clock. Stephen King

10. You can’t be a real country without a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

11. Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson

12. But that’s only really one in dog beers. Anon

13. I am not addicted to beer… It’s addicted to me. Cyanide & Happiness

14. Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. WC Fields

15.  Beer – now there’s a temporary solution!  Homer Simpson

16. Beer –  The best damn drink in the world! Jack Nicholson

17. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

18. The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober. William Butler Yeats

19. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway

20. To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a “support group.” Salvation in a can!  Leo Durocher

21. You can never buy beer; you just rent it. Archie Bunker

22. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin

23. No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness – or as good as drink. G.K. Chesterton

24. Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella

25. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce

26. Why don’t we get drunk and screw? Jimmy Buffett

27. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls. Ross Levy

28. Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. Anonymous

29. If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. David Daye

30. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. –Henny Youngman

31. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright

32. Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. Socrates

33. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven… Brian O’Rourke

34. No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. Duke of Marlborough

35. You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa

36. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill

Cheers!